Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve
tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra
sher he karega!"

Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha
bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein
jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"

Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main
uthunga to pher ke hovega."

Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron
laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat
se, kyon itta rove se?"
Voh aadmi bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi."

Tau bolya, "To bawli booch iske aage ke tesu bahan lag rya.
Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke
laya tha!"

Ek baar ek shayri sunan lagya, "Tum uss chilmen sai
jahanko, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko, tum uss chilmen sai,
jahanko"
Ek bola, "Aagai"

Shayar faer bola, "Tum iss chilmen sai jhanko, mein iss
chilmen sai jhankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko mein iss
chilmen sai jhankoon"

Pachai bathaya aadme dukhi ho leya, ar bola ke, "La duo aag
iss chilmen main, naa tum jhanko na mein jahankoo!"

Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana
syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan
teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe
khat."
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli
re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."

Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."

Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke
marega."

Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari,
aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki se sir
kadhke bolya,
"Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le."

Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne
Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".

Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya
se."

Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug
ja pher."

Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein
thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi.
Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar
sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te
bahut dare se."
Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza
hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."

Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab
dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri
bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"

Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur
aage jakke sajje ne."

Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar
raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.

Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"

Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"

Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni
poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar
sakk hai?"